JESSE KEOGH is the world's one true SWAG KING. His true origins are unknown, while claiming to be "irish," some say he is also partially of "another world.." These claims are typically accompanied by photographic proof of his unique dietary habits and other~worldly dance moves. It is said that The Swag King never sleeps. His brain and intelligence is unmatched in many fielsd. He is swift and slippery. T.S.K has won many awards -- he is a professional paintball shooter. a coder of many fasicinating websites: click here. Jesse is a gentle giant an ALL STAR. his name will go down with legends.

the swag king is known by many names.. u may see him also referred to as: "Keogh", The Rite Aid King, The Blunt King, Money Bags, Big Freaky, The Freak Dr., Lil Playa, Lord BBQ, Charles Ray, "Daddy," Papa MoTown, The Shred King, Honest Abe, Smashass.

direct quotes from The Swag King:

"Let's get some sexy lunch." - The Swag King

"I'll leave him crying in his pants!" - The Swag King

"It's crazy there was no CG used in the making of Event Horizon." - The Swag King